Silly Stranger Things Headcanon

Eddie picks up the phone, hears a lot of rustling and before he can say anything, the teeny voice from the other line yells;

“I’VE BEEN SHOT?!” Eddie knows that voice. His eyes go wide at the statement that was somehow also a question??

“WHAT??!”

Steve, bless his heart, answers Eddie’s rhetorical question.

“I HAVE BEEN SHOT”

“WHY AM I YOUR FIRST CALL??!! WHERE’S RO-“

The phone goes through motions the other end, and suddenly another very familiar voice is hoarsely screaming their lungs out.

“EDDIE STEVE’S BEEN SHOT?!”

Eddie: “WHY IS THAT A QUESTION?! GET UNSHOT!!”

The yelling goes back and forth for a bit, before Eddie’s uncle chimes in stating that the hospital is probably a good idea. Or super glue, depending.

k.